Office vibe

My ideal, hypothetical office will be super lax.

Boss: Yourself (not me)
Attire: Pyjamas
Working hours: as you wish
Job scope: Depends on your talent and best fit
KPI: Decided by YOU, but I will hire based on the highest KPI. And you fail, get out!
Location: Home-based or in a child-friendly office
Salary: Decided by YOU and depends on my budget